An X-rated conversation with Harry the Barber to start off Tuesday morning.

I'm not quite sure how we got on to the topic of blow jobs at 9am, but Harry seemed as knowledgable on the subject as he is with blow drys.

A laboured swim then followed. It just wasn't happening for me this morning.

Forty lengths felt like a chore. Waking up at 5am probably didn't help.

A spot of garden tidying up, and then I settled down for a run of work shifts.

I worked in complete silence for most of the morning.

And then mid-afternoon I caught @RobertElms looking at the Young Ideals Jam exhibition at Somerset House.

Tickets already booked...

More work shifts, further garden 'prodding', and then the England t20 to end Tuesday.


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